Roomates Beware! Part 5

Before I get back to my studying and my essay writing I must post more of "How to annoy your Roomate" and let you know that I go away in only 5 sleeps!!!! Well I leave the city in 5, I leave the country in 6!!!! EEEEeeeee!!!!! :)
Anyways, and now back to our regularly scheduled program.

Whenever the phone rings, get up and answer the door.

Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone.

Whenever your roommate is walking through the room, bump into him/her.

Stare at your roommate for five minutes out of every hour. Don’t say anything, just stare.

Tell your roommate that someone called and said that it was really important but you can’t remember who it was.

Let mice loose in his/her room.

Give each of your walls a different name. Whenever you can’t answer a problem, ask each of your walls. Write down their responses, then ask your ceiling for the final answer. Complain to your roommate that you don’t trust your ceiling.

Take your roommate’s papers and hand them in as your own.

Skip to the bathroom.

Take all of your roommate’s furniture and build a fort. Guard the fort for an entire weekend.

Gather up a garbage bag full of leaves and throw them in a pile in his/her room. Jump in them. Comment about the beautiful foiliage.

When you walk into your room, turn off your lights. Turn them on when you leave.

Whenever you’re on the phone and he/she walks in, hang up immediately without saying anything and crawl under your desk. Sit there for two minutes than call whoever it was back.

Insist on writing the entire lyrics to American Pie on your ceiling above your bed. Sing them every night before you go to bed.

Eat moths.

Buy Sea Monkeys and grow them. Name one after your roommate. Announce the next day that that one died. Name another one after your roommate. The next day say that it died. Keep this up until they all die.

Collect Chia-Pets. Many of them.

Refuse to communicate in anything but sign language.

Eat a bag of marshmellows before you go to bed. The next day, spray three bottles of whip cream all over your floor. Say you got sick.

Wipe deoderant all over your roommate’s walls.

If you know that he/she is in the room, come barging in out of breath. Ask if they saw a fat bald naked Tibetan man run through carrying a hundred dollar bill. Run back out swearing.

Leave apple cores on his/her bed.

Don’t ever flush.