I don't like dogs...

That's why I got a cat.
Unfortunately I got a cat who thinks she's a dog

Reasons why I don't like dogs:
They lick, all slobbery licking and such.
Their breath stinks.
They get into food and stuff off of tables and counters.
They beg for food whenever you are eating.
They are intimidating, with the jumping and such.

My cat:
Licks, alot. Thought no slobbery, instead it it is rough and painful... yes... that describes it well. Though it makes a great exfoliater
Her breath: stinks to high heavens. Can you brush cats teeth?
She gets into food: I caught her with her head in the margarine dish earlier.
Begs for food... cries for food. Wants people food.
She chases me. She jumps at me out of nowhere. Its intimidating. Almost as intimidating as people who know more than me.

But Today she's cuddly and letting me hold her and pat her and cuddle which most dogs wouldn't do. So I guess it makes up for it.