Ode to the last paper of 2006

to you last paper I credit part of my insanity
you've been insteresting mind you
I think I've annoyed my roomate with your information
what with the crocodile dung and honey
you've made me glad I wasn't having sex in ancient greece
fifteen pages is much too long
but extensions are nice
have I mentioned you'll be my last paper of 2006
and you are due right now
and I'm not done
but that's okay
I've learnt alot
like if I sneeze alot after sex I won't get pregnant
luckily I'm not stupid and wont' actually trust that
I've discovered some new uses for olive oild and honey
the honey would be a bit sticky and messy if you ask me
but you aren't asking me
okay I will finish my last paper now
bye