Quotations of the Day!

"Beware of the doctor who is always right, cause even House makes mistakes."
"What drugs will not cure, the knife will"
"Coffee's bad for you, though not nearly as bad as mercury."
"In antiquity, fat people were an oddity."
"If we could all just eat sugar and salt, we'd be ecstatic."
"Where's my soapbox?"
"Like when the Ancient Greeks had Canada Day, that's when they sat out on the green and had red meat, yes on Canada Day."
"Lobsters are bizzare little things."
"Goats are noble animals, what with the clothes..."
"And you typically can't always get what you need. So the Rolling Stones were wrong. Again."
"You all look pained... I could do the lecture in Hello Kitty language if you like... I hate that I children.."
"Do you know what's so special about barnacles? Male ones? They have the largest genitalia proportionate to body size of any animal. You should know that, cause you've always wondered. I know you have."
"What would we do without trade? This jacket's from the GAP... meaning it was made by a little girl working 14 hours a day for 10 cents in some hot, dry, desert country on the other side of the world."