You know you're Catholic if...

You have your own designated seat for Mass.
You think a missal is a book and not ammunition
You genuflect upon entering Saint Paul's Cathedral in London (just out of habit)
You think "trespass" refers to something other than stepping on someone's lawn
You don't drink the holy water
You don't think of Mormons when you hear the word "tabernacle"
Someone says the Cardinals are flying to LA, you think: "Law, Keeler..."
You hear "14 stations" you don't think of tv
You know that CCD isn't some new recording technology term.
You know that John Paul isn't half of the Beatles.
The term "Father's stole" doesn't mean your dad's were thieves.
When someone asks "Is the Pope a Catholic?" you respond, "The last time I checked."
You sneeze, someone says "bless you" and you automatically make the sign of the cross.
You know the rosary is NOT a piece of jewelry
You only crave hamburgers and steaks on Fridays during lent and you crave fish every other day in Lent...just never on Fridays.
You make the sign of the cross when you hear a firetruck or ambulance
When Yoda says “May the force be with you”, you have an overwhelming compulsion to say "And also with you."